Maigo would strut into the front doors of the hospital, pushing them apart slyly as he took in the scent of the hospital. Dressed as he normally is, standard black ninja pants with basic black sandals and his normal vest and oversized cloth belt. He carried his normal katana and ninja tools on him like normal while at the same time, having no need to use them in this place at all. Still, the point stands that carrying ninja tools makes the average person find some curiosity about him being a ninja unless they also were and that plan was exactly what he was going for.
The nurse with long brown hair and incredibly soft eyes hadn't noticed him yet, but she would, whether through his indirect charm or perhaps through his own ridiculous banter planned. Taking his first steps in and letting the door close behind him, he moved towards the desk and coughed to catch her attention. Breaking the small silence in the room as the waiting area was nearly empty from the nurse, Maigo, and two random patients that seemed to be walking in. With a confident swagger Maigo would smile softly, keeping his yellow eyes focused to make eye contact with hers and waving his hand slightly while opening his mouth to speak,
"He-!"
Maigo would stutter as he would 'suddenly' fall over in a rather dramatic fashion and plant himself in a loud thud onto the ground. The nurse at the desk would exclaim slightly and stand up quickly to head to him,
"Are you okay?" she would kneel down next to him, Maigo laying on his back and groaning slightly as he turned a bit while holding his hands over his chest. The nurse would look at him curiously as he would let out through a rough sounding voice,
"It's a good thing I'm at a hospital, because I've already fallen for you..." Maigo would let out while failing to hold back his own smirk. The nurse would stare almost in disbelief at such a stupid antic. The only thought was a brief chuckle and the start of a sense that would be broken by Maigo's continuation,
"It's okay, you don't have to worry about me or bringing any medicine. I'm getting the necessary dose of vitamin you..." Maigo would stop his pandering and smirk while lifting his eyebrows to her. The nurse having no choice but to sigh and shake her head while standing back up.
"That's real clever, horribly out of place and mistimed and probably even inappropriate but you know, clever I guess."
"Oh, you think so?" Maigo would bounce back immediately, lifting his legs and throwing his body up into the air in a single movement to get standing to his feet. Dusting himself off slightly he would begin approaching the desk with his own stupid smile leading the way,
"Since I've made you laugh and you've given me that beautiful smile, it only makes sense that I should pay the favor in kind and sign up to be an organ donor... that way I can give you my heart..." Maigo would fall forward a few inches while placing his elbow on the nurse's desk and leaning his body weight into his arm. The long black flowing hair falling over his shoulder now and the dorkiest attempt at a playboy smile he could build holding on his face.
The nurse would blink for a second and outright laugh at him, covering her mouth with her hand and shifting her weight a bit to move back, laughing from the very pits of her stomach. Maigo's face would fall to sullenness in a bit of a down-trot as he felt that his advance had fallen flat. Again. Instead the nurse would shake her head and ask out,
"Genuinely, does that ever work on anyone?"
Maigo would perk up for just a second again to look back at her, "Well, it's not about the quantity, it's all about the quality. And you're showing nothing but promise, so much so that I think you could do better than being a nurse, you could go all the way to becoming my girlfriend!" A striking statement he'd nearly announce as Maigo stood back up and straightened himself out, heavily resisting the urge to throw a set of finger guns in her direction, he would chuckle to himself and try to defuse his... unique brand of style.
"You don't have to worry about my heart though, it's in good shape and so are the arteries. You could even take those too and have me wrapped around your heart," Maigo would wink to finish it off, laughing again at himself but covering it in the confidence that only a moron could have when delivering a series of words and actions so intricately wove as this.
"So, what do you say? Dinner, tonight maybe? I think we could have a nice conversation at that tea house and there was an interesting... mechanical something nearby..."
The nurse would calm herself as Maigo took a slightly more serious approach to their conversation and so did the nurse, even though she seemed almost dumbfounded by the whole situation and realistically, probably wondering if anyone at all had seen what was going on here.
"I... ummm, well." She would mull it over, tossing the thought to various sides of her face and cheeks before turning back to him, "Say, where are you from anyways?"
Maigo would nod back and stretch a bit, puffing out his chest only a bit while scratching the back of his neck. "Oh, I'm from Konohagakure no Sato..." he would let trail off into the open air around him as he would wait for her next words and either rejection or acceptance of his offer.
The nurse with long brown hair and incredibly soft eyes hadn't noticed him yet, but she would, whether through his indirect charm or perhaps through his own ridiculous banter planned. Taking his first steps in and letting the door close behind him, he moved towards the desk and coughed to catch her attention. Breaking the small silence in the room as the waiting area was nearly empty from the nurse, Maigo, and two random patients that seemed to be walking in. With a confident swagger Maigo would smile softly, keeping his yellow eyes focused to make eye contact with hers and waving his hand slightly while opening his mouth to speak,
"He-!"
Maigo would stutter as he would 'suddenly' fall over in a rather dramatic fashion and plant himself in a loud thud onto the ground. The nurse at the desk would exclaim slightly and stand up quickly to head to him,
"Are you okay?" she would kneel down next to him, Maigo laying on his back and groaning slightly as he turned a bit while holding his hands over his chest. The nurse would look at him curiously as he would let out through a rough sounding voice,
"It's a good thing I'm at a hospital, because I've already fallen for you..." Maigo would let out while failing to hold back his own smirk. The nurse would stare almost in disbelief at such a stupid antic. The only thought was a brief chuckle and the start of a sense that would be broken by Maigo's continuation,
"It's okay, you don't have to worry about me or bringing any medicine. I'm getting the necessary dose of vitamin you..." Maigo would stop his pandering and smirk while lifting his eyebrows to her. The nurse having no choice but to sigh and shake her head while standing back up.
"That's real clever, horribly out of place and mistimed and probably even inappropriate but you know, clever I guess."
"Oh, you think so?" Maigo would bounce back immediately, lifting his legs and throwing his body up into the air in a single movement to get standing to his feet. Dusting himself off slightly he would begin approaching the desk with his own stupid smile leading the way,
"Since I've made you laugh and you've given me that beautiful smile, it only makes sense that I should pay the favor in kind and sign up to be an organ donor... that way I can give you my heart..." Maigo would fall forward a few inches while placing his elbow on the nurse's desk and leaning his body weight into his arm. The long black flowing hair falling over his shoulder now and the dorkiest attempt at a playboy smile he could build holding on his face.
The nurse would blink for a second and outright laugh at him, covering her mouth with her hand and shifting her weight a bit to move back, laughing from the very pits of her stomach. Maigo's face would fall to sullenness in a bit of a down-trot as he felt that his advance had fallen flat. Again. Instead the nurse would shake her head and ask out,
"Genuinely, does that ever work on anyone?"
Maigo would perk up for just a second again to look back at her, "Well, it's not about the quantity, it's all about the quality. And you're showing nothing but promise, so much so that I think you could do better than being a nurse, you could go all the way to becoming my girlfriend!" A striking statement he'd nearly announce as Maigo stood back up and straightened himself out, heavily resisting the urge to throw a set of finger guns in her direction, he would chuckle to himself and try to defuse his... unique brand of style.
"You don't have to worry about my heart though, it's in good shape and so are the arteries. You could even take those too and have me wrapped around your heart," Maigo would wink to finish it off, laughing again at himself but covering it in the confidence that only a moron could have when delivering a series of words and actions so intricately wove as this.
"So, what do you say? Dinner, tonight maybe? I think we could have a nice conversation at that tea house and there was an interesting... mechanical something nearby..."
The nurse would calm herself as Maigo took a slightly more serious approach to their conversation and so did the nurse, even though she seemed almost dumbfounded by the whole situation and realistically, probably wondering if anyone at all had seen what was going on here.
"I... ummm, well." She would mull it over, tossing the thought to various sides of her face and cheeks before turning back to him, "Say, where are you from anyways?"
Maigo would nod back and stretch a bit, puffing out his chest only a bit while scratching the back of his neck. "Oh, I'm from Konohagakure no Sato..." he would let trail off into the open air around him as he would wait for her next words and either rejection or acceptance of his offer.