by ShimmyToTheLeft Wed Jan 22, 2020 10:07 am
Higure would stumble out of her chair and cringe as she walked there she'd withdrawl a stack of prescriptions written by known doctors in known hospitals, the fact that they were rumored pill dispensaries was beside the point.
As the door shut, she'd yell-babbled (and definitely not the panic of a poor, innocent, clearly not a trouble making maiden"Please don't drug test me! I have prescriptions from legal doctors, my Legal Guardians' - Mentors- Bosses, so you can't even say all those that may or may not exist in my system are illegal! And I'm sorry, it's just you know after a Sensei puts you through intense physical training, and you're physically frail, how your muscles can tense into knots that twist around bone and cause no end of pain?
"Well I needed an Oxycontin for pain, weed for anxiety, and a little bit of Meth to ensure I would stay awake because I couldn't get to the company chiropractor before getting over here. So when the Oxytocin were off I needed to alleviate pain.
"But I wasn't cheating. I can, even when barely buzzed answer all those questions. I just don't want my guardians to get in trouble over a misunderstanding. Especially since I can answer 8/10ths of those questions easily, even while slightly impaired from my anti-anxiety, and alertness, slash, ADD medication from this morning. I don't need to cheat, and I haven't copied from a single student. Nor would I."
She'd blush crimson as if embarrassed while holding out the prescriptions with one hand and fishing out a bottle of Xanax, Oxytocin, and Oxycontin. Each one 'prescribed' to her matching one of the forms the doctor was holding.
As she worked on popping open her medicine she gave the doctor puppy dog eyes as she was told she was on her final strike, giving a shaky nod of her head she'd pop her pills (and a dose of pure relaxing Oxytocin "for anxiety"), and walk back into class.
The good thing about Toon training her was she was now a functional drug user. Who currently was working up to a nice buzz as she wrote the answer to the last few questions before flipping over her test.
Now the doctor had a copy of her prescriptions and all the tests being flipped over she pulled out a mini bag of edibles (totally legal), and relaxed while the doc-proc went about her thing. Being in the back of the class she knew as long as she didn't make noise pre-test officially finished she was golden. After all it wasn't like any one but the proctor could see her, and by not making a noise she was following her order of not causing a disruption in class. Something she followed to the letter.
She just hoped the doctor never thought to pry too deeply into anything. Sure she had legit, would likely hold up in court excuses ... for most things. But the last thing she needed was some do-gooder poking her nose too deeply into things.
But that soon wasn't going to bother her once the drugs kicked in.
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