Trying To Teach. Really?

Mission Name: Substitute Teaching
Mission Type: Education
Mission Rank: D
Mission Goal: An Academy Teacher called in sick and the school needs you to fill in!
Description: Go fill in as a substitute teacher for the Iwa Ninja Academy. Keep the kids busy and in line for the class.
Payment: 10,000 ryo
Requirements: Genin+



Kaori wandered through the hallways of the Iwagakure Ninja Academy in a somewhat drunken haze. She wasn’t plastered. She just had a good buzz going. Nobody would be able to tell that she was a little drunk. Probably. This meant that Aji was also drunk.

Why Iwa would have thought they fit into the role of a substitute teacher was beyond either Kaori or Aji. Unless they intended for them to just beat the crap out of the students. That could be fun. Kaori got a kick out of the idea and grinned about it as she reached the door to the class she would be teaching. MATH.

She threw open the door and walked in infront of the students. “Alright listen up you little…”

She noticed that all of the students were taking tests. The teacher sat at his desk, waiting patiently for the students to finish. That is, until Kaori walked in. She could almost feel Aji sigh.

She had walked into the wrong classroom.

She looked around. “Expect the unexpected.”

Kaori walked back out. She had mistaken 310 for 301. And she was supposed to be teaching math? She made it to the correct room, threw, opened the door, and walked in.

[1]

Adam walked thorugh the streets until he found his final destiantion. Grabbing into his trenchcoat he pulled out the missions decription and read it again. Yes, the adress and the the look of the building were the same on the missions description and on the buidling. So they werent joking... they really thought that adam was the material for a substitute teacher. Sighing he pulled his bottle out of trnechcoat as he opened it and drank a sip out of it. Still the same good ole whiskey he always had. Closing the bottle again he stashed it away inside his coat again and walked through the front door. Going through what he would say in his head he headed towards the building in the direction od the classroom.

Finally reaching it he sighed. Should he knock? No. If he was to extert weakness then others would notice it. CHildren were wonderful creatures in Adams mind, however they also were cruel and had just a stupid was of going at things sometimes that it was borderline smart again.

Opening the door in a swift motion, not too fast or too slow, he spotted someone who would make the day very interesting. Kaori and Aji. Or rather just Kaori at the moment, however where one was, the other wouldnt be too far away too. Looking at her for a second they stared at each other before Adam closed the door again. Once closed eh let out a sigh once more and got out his bottle, taking another big sip. He would need it. While he actually liked Kaori a lot for a person he only met recently, he was pretty sure that the fine skills needed for handling children werent exactly her expertise. Noticing the bottle in her hand he gave a small sarkastic chuckle. Calling other out wile drinking as the substitute teacher right in front of the classroom. THe irony in that was something that Adam didnt miss.

Opening the door again he entered the classroom this time, bringing the small of his perfume and the slightest smell of whiskey with him into the room. Certtainly only an "alcoholic" like he was would be able to smell it.

"Kaori... its interesting to see you here... is Aji also here? "

Skipping the pleasantries for now he spoke directly to her, disregarding the quiet class that watched them both.

[1]

"Sadly, Aji is always here." Kaori told them as she scanned the students faces. It made her remember her own time as an apprentice. If it wasn't for Aji, she probably would have failed because she rarely put any effort into learning the arts of math or history. The students did not look very enthusiastic, this was something that Kaori could identify with. After all, she barely bothered with the academy stuff herself. "I would be willing to bet that Aji makes a better teacher than either of us. Isn't that right AJi."

They got no response from Aji, so Kaori moved on. "Did you read the lessen we are supposed to be giving, or am I just going to have to wing it?"

Kaori was hoping that he said wing it. She did not want to have to actually give a lesson, she was looking forward to making them all read while she drank a significant amount of alcohol. She turned toward the white board displayed in from of the class and began to write one it.

"My name is Kaori Jin. Aji is here somewhere as well, anyone who can guess where gets an A for the day." She handed the marker over to Adam. "All yours handsome."

Taking the marker from Kaori he turned towards the class, clearly unsure what he should do. Staring at them he waited for like a minute until he reached over to Kaori and whispered in her ear:

"I dont have the slightest clue what we have to do now so i will improvise"

Returning his gaze upon the class once more he asked the children what they were supposed to to today. Adding after that he stated that they knew what they were to do and tat this answer was important for the tasks they were assigned to today. As he got the answers of a few different topics for the day he asked them what they wanted to do instead. The answer for this was to see some neat shinobi trick. It became clear for adam that Kaori was perfectly fit for this part.

Walking through the class now and giving worksheets to the different students he promised them to do thier bidding in the last hours of the school day, as well as mentioning the grade that Kaori told before, should they find Aji. As he returned to Kaori now he saw that she allready took the teachers chair. Thinking shortly for a moment if he should snatch it form her, he decided against it as he opened a window and threw out a handfull of sand that he kept in his pocket, in order to assimilate more sand. As he did so and a considerable amount of sand came back flying towards him he felt the stares of the children at his back. With the sand inside the classroom now he formed a large and soft chair out of sand next to Kaori.

Sitting down now he asked her quietly:

"So where is that twin of yours now?"

OOC:
Jutsus used:
freeform manip 3cp

remaining cp 132/135

[2]

Koari had to admit it. Adam had some cool powers. The class was in awe as they watched him build a chair out of sand and sit down to relax. Then he asked her where her twin was. Kaori smile. "You take all the fun out of it. I can't just tell them."

With that, she looked up the class and gestured toward them, posing the question, "any of you have an idea where Aji might be?"

All but a few of the students either didn't care or they were perplexed. One or two out of the thirty or so she spoke to raised their hands. She pointed at one. "You. Go. What's your guess?"

"Well, I would imagine you used some kind of g-"

"Wrong." She cut him off mercilessly and pointed at another student. "You then, you have a guess?"

"I couldn't help but notice the mask on you-"

"Good guess," she said. "Aji, care to come out?"

Aji spoke from behind the mask on her shoulder. "I would really prefer not to." Their voice matched Kaori's almost exactly, only slightly less hoarse.

"Well, these kids would like to see a neat trick, and I think they'll be pretty amazed."

Aji sighed before the mask moved from Kaori's shoulder to her chest and then peeled away, revealing a bare foot that was quickly hidden underneath the black robe that Aji always wore. Aji walked about halfway across the room before turning around and facing Kaori, who stood up to face the class. She was imposing, tall, and strong. This was especially clear now that the robe that hid much of her figure was gone. Kaori was very pleased with the faces of awe that the students had. Aji did not even look up from the floor.

Adam watched closely as Aji got out of Kaori. If she could simply enter Kaoris body, surely she would be able to enter other bodies too. He would need to talk about that with her. However surely there also was a reason why they were fused together often. Maybe one relied on the other, or both did.

Focusing on the more pressing matter now he looked at the classes reaction. While they certainly were in awe, some were even terrified. If Adam wasnt sure that he or at least his body wasnt of value to kaori or aji, he would have been terrified too. THough this ability certainly had advantages that reached far beyond a normal fight. still sitting on his char he leaned back as he said:

"Aji... we need to talk if you have time."

While this approach certainly was begging for some sort of comment coming from Kaori, he didnt like beating around the bush. THis situation was no different, and since Aji seemed to be the "smart one" or at least the more interested one, he needed to talk to her instead of Kaori. Or their weird fusion if they wanted to.

As he waited for an response he took out his flask and took a sips of the whiskey inside of it as he thought about the things he wanted to ask her.

Aside from the fact that his sudden question could be taken wrong and was strange, Aji seemed that she didnt like the attention from the class anyways as she continued her death stare at the ground. If it werent for the mask, Adam thought that she might as well was blushing.

OOC:
Jutsus used:

remaining cp 132/135

[3]

Kaori snickered a bit that Adam preferred to speak to Aji, but she simply let them talk while she sat at the teacher's desk enjoying a drink. The class was staring at her, and so she gave them the finger.

Aji looked away from Adam while responding. "I.. um... suppose I have time. What do you need?"

It was in Aji's nature to try and be helpful, despite being scared of talking to Adam. Or anybody else for that matter. He probably wanted to teach the class something and needed their help with it. Aji slowly looked at his feet. He had large feet, slightly large than Aji's.

By this time, the class was hooting about Koari's response to their staring. Kaori was going more agitated, an eventually stormed out of the room, leaving Adam and Aji to deal with the classroom full of whiny kids while she went to the bar. Technically, because Aji was there and they were one person, she was not neglecting her duties, and this was perfectly legal.

[exit]